Sex and the ciy
Här har ni svaret till varför jag har slutat uppdatera bloggen.
All min lediga tid går åt till att sitta bänkad i tvrummet tillsammans med Nadja
och kolla på Sex and the city.
Men snäll som jag är ska jag åtminstonde bjuda er på mina favoritcitat:
"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet."
"Can you really forgive if you can't forget?"
"Balls are to men what purses are to women."
"People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot.
But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar."
"Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment".
"Charlotte: I could never! I have the most terrible fear of heights!
Carrie: Well, I do not... you've seen my shoes.".
Miranda: You haven't had a crush since Big.
Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash.
I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once
Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac.
I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy
Samantha: My name's Samantha and I'm a loveaholic.
Hello, 911. I'm on fire.
My vagina's depressed.
The bad news is you're fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.
"I am tired of being married to your penis"
"You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big".
Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.
After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh.
"Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?"
"I can't tonight, I have chlamydia".
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them."
"It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!"
"I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it. [Carrie]"
"I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck."
"Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?
Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket."
"I love you, but I love myself more."
Carrie: I'm homeless! I'll be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!!
"Carrie: But I rationalized that my new shoes shouldn't be punished just because I can't budget".
"Carrie's answering machine message: Hi. I'm not here but my shoes are, so leave them a message"
"You're dating Mr. Pussy!"
"Wow! A guy who doesn't want to get married!"
Charlotte : Just keep talking about his big cock.
Samantha : Correction -- his big, beautiful cock
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"Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse".
"orgasms don't send you Valentine's day cards and they don't hold your hand in a sad movie".
"The only place you can control a man is in bed.
If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!"
"you can't date your fuck buddy"
"Samantha : I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool. He was pretty much of a nerd, but... I'd go over there and get all cocoa-buttered up. His mom loved me. She was always serving me Kool Aid and chips.
Carrie : Kool Aid?
Samantha : Yeah! Kool Aid! I was thirteen. And honey-you should've seen my tan!"
"Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be-it's
the hottest spot in town-it's always open!"
"Women are for friendships, men are for fucking".
